Oh man, oh man. I couldn't disagree with you more on "Club Dread." I thought this film was well done because it actually respected the genre it was making fun of. Unlike the "Scary Movie" type films, this one actually knew what the hell it was talking about. No it's not "Citizen Kane," but it's a solid three star movie. Bill Paxton is very funny not to mention all of the Broken Lizard troupe. And the Jordan Ladd topless scene ranks right up there with Phoebe Cates as one the greatest topless scenes of all time. This movie kept all of the gore, sex, drugs, and booze in that you come to expect from one of these and managed to be very funny at the same time. I actually even got curious about who the hell the killer was.