Avenged!

So, revenge doesn't happen in every situation, but it can happen, but when it happens it might not actually help you, but when it does someone's going to write a column about it, and when it doesn't happen it's going to be ignored, and Jedis can't feel revenge but nerds can, and the Archers of Loaf song "Revenge" is pretty good if you're in the mood.

And, dude, Braveheart was all about revenge, and he kicked all of their asses! So there, revenge exists... but you have to be Scottish. And if it's not Scottish... it's crap.