Time for those stupid "if they continue on this pace" statistics! The Reds will finish 0-162, and allow 1134 runs! Barry Bonds will go 486/486 on the season, with 162 HRs! You heard it here first!

I'm not saying the Cubs are bad, and I am cheering for them. Just to make that clear. I wish they were in the AL Central or something.

By the way, t-minus 20 days now that I give up on the Reds baseball season in total despair and start cheering for the Red Sox. I can just feel my soul being ripped by the thoughts of a Jimmy Haynes summer, and impending Casey/Dunn/Graves trades. Let the countdown begin!